Indian traffic rules

Ha ha ha ha! Ho ho ho ho! India does NOT have these words in their vocabulary!

Ok, ok there are rules. Let’s look at them:
-       Cows are what rule the traffic. And you can’t touch them!
-       Street lines are just as a decoration.
-       So are any types of sidewalks for pedestrians.
-       And so are traffic lights.
-       Your priority depends on your size. And your bravery.
-       First come first go.
-       No mirrors – they wouldn’t survive in the tight traffic anyway.
-       No side indicating except for your arm – sometimes.
-       BEEP YOU HORN. Always! Everywhere! To let other know that you are on the road, taking over, behind you, in front of you, turning, making a U-turn (optimally over two lines without indicating...), braking or simply just making sure that the horn works. (warning – if you are hungry and tired and in the middle of a narrow street where there is a space for only one you may get REALLY annoyed at the rickshaw driver non-stop beeping the horn behind you in hope that you will evaporate and disappear. In exchange the
rickshaw driver may learn few new hand gestures of verbal expressions...)
-       Oh, and did we mention that lights are a luxury...?
-       Helmets. Ha ha ha ho ho ho.
-       You would never believe how many people can fit on scooter or in rickshaw!
-       PS: Sooner or later EVERYBODY steps into the cow shit...